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Joke of the Day
"harry potter and the prisoner of society"
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"[I am wearing a wedding gown at work] BOSS: Do you have a minute to chat in my office? ME: [lifting veil] I do"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking...J.K. Rowling"
"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?"
"Today I watched a meteor shower until it angrily pulled the curtains closed and yelled at me to stop peeping."
"What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game? Pick Six"
"I asked my North Korean friend how things were over there. He said he couldn't complain."
"My Jewish employee wasn't very good at his job so Isaac'd him."
"BRUTUS: hail Caesar *draws knife* CEASAR: not this time *hands Brutus an Uno ""reverse"" card* B: SHIT ROMAN SENATE:*stabs Brutus to death*"
"Toyota's solution for sticky gas pedal - shorten driver's right leg"