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Joke of the Day

"harry potter and the prisoner of society"

"I bet Ryan Gosling doesn't even blow his candles out. He probably just winks at them and they faint."

"10 bucks says Kanye signed the guest book at his own wedding."

"The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later."

"There's a Black man and a Hispanic man in a car who's driving? The cops."

"How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them."

"ISIS new way of recruitment ISIS leader posted a job offer for new workers : "" Need somebody with a head on his shoulders """

"You're 15 and miss the 90's? Yeah, I'm sure those were the best 2 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating dirt."

"People always look at me weird when I argue with my food, but what can I say? I cook a mean steak."

"""You know that's not even a word, right?"" I said, condescendingatively"