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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why you guys complain about never being able to finish a tube of chapstick, it usually only takes me 2 or 3 bites."

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)"

"What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian? One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus."

"'NO NO NO NO NO NO' - My brain, every time words start coming out of my mouth."

"The problem with grammar nazis? They're anti-semantic."

"What did the duck say after it split the atom ? Quark ! Quark !"

"What do you call an alligator with a vest on?... ...an investigator."

"Why did the Mexican food go to counseling? He wanted to taco bout his problems"

"Drank 3 shots of espresso and can now feel every part of my skin at once AMA"

"Why do mimes always lose arguments? They don't have a say in anything!"