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Joke of the Day

"Bill Gates is giving 100k to help develop a better & safer condom. I don't care how good it is, im not wearing a condom that says Microsoft."

"Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital? He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)"

"Who was Mobutu's father? Mobu One"

"You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? You mean you don't know?!"

"I don't like my financial adviser. He put the ""douche"" in Fiduciary"

"Drunk sex is like a WNBA game. It lasts 2 hours and nobody comes."

"I went to see a theatrical piece about puns last night it was a play on words"

"What do sex and air have in common? They're no big deal unless you aren't getting any."

"I accidentally touched the underside of a public toilet seat with my finger. Well, you had a good run, finger. *chainsaw sound*"