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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I missed your funeral, but in my defense, you're not coming to mine."
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"When my dead English friend Nate pees on my newly grey-painted German grenades. My late mate Euro-nate urinated on my freshly greyed grenades, great!"
"What does a burning Mexican farm smell like? Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos."
"How do you tell if you're a real gangster? Take a blud test [OC]"
"What do you call an Asian wearing contacts? Customization. GET IT?? CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!"
"I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights."
"A woman was accused of attacking her husband with several guitars. When she got in front of the judge he asked, ""first offender?"" She replied, ""No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."""
"Political views are like children. Some people don't have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off."
"[at Chinese restaurant] ""Hi I'll have a large goingon"" -What is goingon? ""Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"""
"How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!"