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Joke of the Day

"When someone ends a sentence with ""af"" they were hastily trying to type ""A FALCON DESCENDS UPON ME"" but could not make it in time."

"*cop slams bag of weed down on table* ""EXPLAIN."" ""its not mine officer i swea- ""oh quit the crap Bulbasaur we know you're the grass type"""

"Did you hear about the guy who swam the English Channel with no arms or legs? They call him... *'clever dick!'*"

"Fat people. You can't run, but you can't hide either."

"what do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!"

"Adam hates going out for a meal with God. He always steals his ribs."

"I had a bad diarrhea few days back... Someone online suggested I should try potatoes. I've showed one up by butt and I haven't taken a shit in 3 days! Thanks stranger!"

"What gun does Jesus hate the most? The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the /r/pka podcast"

"I'd make a joke about mentally handicapped people... But I can't compete with the one God already made"

"Honestly if I had a brain I'd... probably not admit to being stupid publicly for a start."