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Joke of the Day

"When someone ends a sentence with ""af"" they were hastily trying to type ""A FALCON DESCENDS UPON ME"" but could not make it in time."

"How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"

"What do you call a blind hooker Free"

"How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nein!"

"I cooked a live Lobster in the microwave and now I have a giant mutant lobster in my living room demanding to watch The Little Mermaid."

"What did Obama say when he called the Russian Parliament? ""Are you Putin me on?"""

"Ketchup Bottle Joke [Source Inside]"

"the true test of a child is not how he treats his friends, but how he treats Minecraft villagers"

"I don't see why people dislike racial diversity I'm getting bored of watching the 100 meter dash."

"Have you heard of the turkish version of sudoku? It's called a pseudo-coup."