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Joke of the Day
"How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nein!"
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"Fun fact: the person who said ""If you love something let it go"" died alone, surrounded by 342 cats."
"The World's Shortest Joke Two women were sitting quietly."
"My son asked my wife what true love was ""It's spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'll miss them"""
"My girlfriend found lipstick in my pocket, I told her straight up I was cheating, there was no way I was going to confess I sell AVON.."
"How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb? We're on our sixth."
"What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls? A catashopic."
"A selfie stick is very useful..... .. as a prod to keep people out of your personal space."
"He has the grocery Liszt What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket? I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet."
"When a clock is hungry... it goes back four seconds."