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Joke of the Day

"How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nein!"

"A joke died on stage. It leaves behind an orphaned punchline."

"My uncle invented this one today. What is the best part of a dog eating peanut butter? He has no hands to pick the pubes out."

"I heard my son's girlfriend screaming ""Oh God!"" in his bedroom upstairs ... Im so glad he found a good religious girl."

"Never answer an anonymous letter."

"A man went to the zoo. All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"I like my fractions with me on top, and a common yourmominator on bottom."

"Do you know why a bicycle can't stand alone? It's two tired."

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!"

"Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop."