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Joke of the Day
"How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"
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"I don't get why women are complaining that Plan B doesn't work if you're over 180 lbs If she's over 180 lbs, she's already Plan B!"
"What's the difference between a vegetable and a berry? i can't vegetable my dick so far in your ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur"
"What does Batman like with his whiskey? (Gravely voice) ""Just ice."""
"My favorite word is onomatopoeia.. I just like how it sounds"
"What do you do when you meet a robotic genie? You mech a wish."
"What do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant."
"Autocorrect wants to capitalize bacon, out of respect."
"Did you know the first sniper was a Mexican? Juan shot, Juan kill."
"What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue."