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Joke of the Day
"the true test of a child is not how he treats his friends, but how he treats Minecraft villagers"
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"What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty."
"How do you fix a broken rock. Geosporin."
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"Laziness father to his adopted son: ""what is the limit of laziness?"" son: ""having an adopted son"""
"Life didn't work out, but everything else is not that bad."