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Joke of the Day
"the true test of a child is not how he treats his friends, but how he treats Minecraft villagers"
Next Joke
"""Sure Chief, you can join us for dinner this year. But in the future, you're gonna need reservations."" -Pilgrims, at the first Thanksgiving"
"Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher? He only had one pupil."
"Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas wondered why they didn't get taller girls?"
"Gun control sounds like a dangerous but exciting way to change the channel"
"What's the loudest economic system? CAPITALISM"
"What's the hardest thing that every snowboarder has to do in his life? Tell his mom and dad that he's gay."
"Scientists say men think about sex every 8 seconds... ...that's why I can eat a hot-dog in 7"
"*angrily detangles self from wind chime*"
"I always cry before talking to attractive girls Any tips against pepper spray?"