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Joke of the Day
"I don't see why people dislike racial diversity I'm getting bored of watching the 100 meter dash."
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"I have an eating disorder; I'm about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets."
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"I asked an extremely fit girl if I could see her snatch... So she loaded up the bar and asked, ""How many?"""
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"I want to sleep my way to the top. Like with actual sleep. Wake me when I've conquered."