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Joke of the Day
"What did Obama say when he called the Russian Parliament? ""Are you Putin me on?"""
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"Why did FIFA have surgery? They had to remove their Blatter."
"If a tree falls on your Ex in the woods, and no one hears it, still get rid of the chainsaw just in case."
"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents"
"Knock Knock Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in."""
"Virgin vs. Slut What's the difference between a virgin and a slut? A virgin says ""Don't! STOP!"" A slut says, ""Don't stop!"""
"I like my men like I like my books; easy to read and waiting for me in bed. ... And does the dishes. Ok this isn't working"
"How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant."
"I tried to take a selfie with my grandma and she said ""you're going to have to wait until I'm in a casket"""
"H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge"