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"Ketchup Bottle Joke [Source Inside]"
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"""You wanna play the rape game?"" ""-No!"" ""-That's the spirit."""
"Fellas, when waiting in line for the new TSA scanners, give yourself some personal ""fluffing"" beforehand. Don't get caught with shrinkage."
"What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around"
"Hear about Harrison Fords plane crash? I guess he shouldn't have been..... (_) ( _)>- (_) Flying solo."
"What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? ~~A park bench can support a a family~~ One you sit on and the other is a park bench."
"Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life? Because the Steaks are too high."
"If you notice This notice, then you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing."
"[invention of blue cheese] ""this cheese has gone off"" sell it ""but it's gone mouldy"" I SAID SELL IT! ""fine"" & double the price ""are u ok?"""
"My wife has just got a job at the local sewage works. I reckon she will be the best shit stirrer they have ever had."