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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the turkish version of sudoku? It's called a pseudo-coup."

"What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died? Posthumous Prime"

"Did you hear? If the democratic candidate wins the white house... the president will be taking a pay cut. It works out to be about 22%."

"Accounting joke: What do you call inventory that doesn't exist? Finnish Goods"

"My brother just lost his left hand, but the doctor told me not to worry. He's going to be alright."

"When my wife starts to sing.......... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."

"My aunt passed away recently... She died of adult onset sudden infant death syndrome."

"I before E except after C and In old Mcdonnald had a farm."

"All my life I've wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it."

"What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant."