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Joke of the Day

"WARNING: Racist What do you call a black person on the moon? A problem What do you call all black people on the moon? A solution"

"You know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles."

"A horse walks into a bar He saddles up to the counter. The bartender asks ""Would you like a drink?"" The horse replies ""Neigh."" (I'm so sorry)"

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them up into a tire and call it a Goodyear!"

"So I bought some shoes off my drug dealer. And I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"I had this problem where the cap wouldn't stay on my whiskey bottle. So I fixed it with scotch tape."

"I've Just Set Up a Brothel At Sea for Horny Sailors... business is generally good, but clients tend come in large waves."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch? Matt"

"I think that reddit's lockdown was an entirely democratic process... achieved completely by popular voat"

"What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth? An endentured servant"