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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth? An endentured servant"

"What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted? Retorta"

"Q: Can gorillas swim? A: No."

"Apple just announced new plans for the iPhone 8... It wont be a physical device, it will be iMaginary!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. On my penis."

"The restaurant I work at has a lot of short girls who can't reach the higher up shelves and constantly ask for help. I guess you could say we're frequently short-staffed."

"Women with large breasts are generally more successful than men with large breasts."

"Non-Racist black joke What do you call four black men in a red sleeping bag? A Kit-Kat."

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? The circus has a bunch of cunning stunts..."

"I couldn't get tickets for the Plan B concert. So I had to go with my first choice instead."