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Joke of the Day

"I've Just Set Up a Brothel At Sea for Horny Sailors... business is generally good, but clients tend come in large waves."

"I dunno Discovery Channel, if you think crabs are the deadliest thing you can catch, you've obviously never slept with my sister Ashley."

"My friend told me he has developed a lung disease... I told him to explain it to me asbestos he can."

"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients, *asshole*."

"Evening news is where they begin with Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"TIFU by having sex on an airplane .."

"What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral? Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving."

"DUMBLEDORE: Say hello to our new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher, Professor Totally-Not-Working-For-Voldemort. SNAPE: Dude, seriously?"

"A fish swims into a wall Dam"

"Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party? I told her that drinks were on the house"