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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar He saddles up to the counter. The bartender asks ""Would you like a drink?"" The horse replies ""Neigh."" (I'm so sorry)"

"Overheard a dude say he wished there was a female version of Viagra. I guess his girlfriend has a really flaccid penis."

"I capture lions for a living... I guess you could say I take pride in my work."

"My excitement about your Indian food is largely dependent on your pronunciation of ""cumin""."

"So i made a joke about paper.. but it was tearable"

"Saw a guy riding a unicycle today. Actually, he was riding a bicycle but I didn't see him & I hit him with my car. Then boom! Unicycle."

"Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon? Because you are sodium SeXe. Edit: I have yet to zinc of another chemistry joke."

"Sat here scratching my ass, spying on the neighbour washing her beaver, it dawns on me. We have some non-traditional pets on our cul-de-sac."

"I'm thinking of changing my name to Attention so i can get paid"

"The clock was bored of his tick-tock... ...so he changed to a better tack-tick."