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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar He saddles up to the counter. The bartender asks ""Would you like a drink?"" The horse replies ""Neigh."" (I'm so sorry)"

"Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case... Doggy Sherlock: Any leads? Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two. Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies."

"Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado? Because the steaks are too high."

"How do you get an LSU football player to stop masturbating? Paint his penis crimson and white, and he'll never beat it."

"I just found out my wife has an identical twin I saw her on Tinder."

"Some cunt in a nightclub came up to me and said, ""I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha."" I replied, ""20 x 0 = 0."" That shut the fucker up."

"Croquet is a great game If you have the balls for it."

"Jesus dies for our sins? No, no, no... He died for YOUR sins. I haven't touched a goat inappropriately since third grade."

"What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees? Social justice."

"@NBCSports thank you for making the sports"