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Joke of the Day
"I always let the other person have the last word. I just ignore them mid-conversation."
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"[invasion] *aircrafts dropping from the sky *explosions everywhere *mass hysteria Me scrolling phone: Where was that alien invader gif?"
"Do you like puns? Then I'll pun you in the face!"
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"I swear, if the paper were better quality, I would wipe my ass with all these fucking reports I have to print out all the fucking time"