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Joke of the Day

"Riding a moped is like riding a fat chick It may be fun but you wouldn't want your buddies to see you on one"

"Autocorrect just changed 'so thirsty' to 'sloth irate' and I'm slowly getting angry about it."

"My washing machine is racist.. It only likes whites with whites and colors w colors.."

"I really don't have a clear stance on abortion On one hand I'm all for killing babies. But on the other hand I don't support women's rights."

"Q: Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy? A: Because he only made a good buccaneer."

"Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long? The can't handle stares."

"Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions? He felt at home with And/Or."

"The Nigerian Government is now offering a $3m reward for the safe return of the missing girls. All you need to do is provide your name, address, date of birth, bank details and mother's maiden name."

"If you're heartbroken, remember: There are plenty of fish in the sea. But I'd advise giving mankind another chance first."