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Joke of the Day

"Why do meth heads like to do it doggy style? So they can both peek out the blinds."

"What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him? He mooved"

"The twin towers is the best LOTR movie in the franchise"

"Feelings are like waves, we can't stop them from coming but we can choose which one to surf."

"Do I have friends? Are we allowed to count the enemies of my enemies? Then yes, I have a bunch of friends."

"I can do something that Einstein can't. Breathe."

"How does the Mexican national anthem start? Jose can you see....."

"A steak pun is a rare medium well done"

"When does 1+1=3? When you don't use a condom."

"I hate it when I open Twitter and miss a week of work."