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Joke of the Day

"I swear, if the paper were better quality, I would wipe my ass with all these fucking reports I have to print out all the fucking time"

"So my math teacher asked me to do an initial value problem... ...and I said, ""Y Naught?"""

"Lisa never talks about her younger brother, Lava Lampanelli."

"What is the only thing on earth that goes ""ha ha"" on a Monday? A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday."

"I didn't study for my Star Wars test.. So I'm getting Alderaan answers"

"Just to confuse the cops, let's steal the sign pole and leave the street sign."

"Windows 9 Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."

"Rather than Anti-psychotic drugs, I prefer a more friendlier tone like Pro-sanity pills."

"The asterisk was invented by someone seeing a cat's butt and thinking that it would make a great punctuation mark. It was almost a catastrophe."

"How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome? Check their jeans."