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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my bike and your mom? Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike."

"What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service? Netfocks"

"The date had been magic. We moved to her couch & kissed. That's when horror struck as my eyes locked on the Duck Dynasty DVDs on her shelf."

"As a gift to my girlfriend, Tola, I tattooed her name on myself in the mirror and I think that says alot"

"What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? Utterly useless"

"What do you call a very forgiving lawyer? S'aul Good man."

"Judge: You stand before me accused of being a duvet. How do you plead? Defendant: Not quilty."

"I think the professor wants us to skip most of this essay Or maybe I'm just jumping to a conclusion."

"So I was walking past my local supermarket the other day and a man started to throw cheese, butter and milk at me. How dairy."

"My body looks as if it were chiseled from marble I'm not muscular whatsoever I'm just really white."