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Joke of the Day

"Two bitches walk into a bar. The bartender says there's a collar for both of you."

"Has anyone said, ""Julia Roberts makes me feel like I don't have enough teeth,"" because I'd like to say that."

"What is Batman's favorite porn site? Motherless.com"

"What is the difference between a man and a cat? One eats a lot, is lazy and doesnt care who brings the food. The other is a pet."

"Mermaids and their boobs This one has always been a hit for me out in the field, in a goofy way. Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because their boobs are too big for B-shells!"

"Yo mama so stupid she went to Shop Rite And shopped wrong"

"What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan? Not being from Detroit."

"My friend told me that I didn't know the meaning of the word ""ironic""... ...which was ironic, because we were at the train station."

"Which American President was least guilty? Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent."

"Horse walks into a bar Bartender says: ""Why the long face?""...... Horse responds: ""Because my drinking problem is tearing my family apart."""