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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? a PILOT, you fucking racist!"
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"Tip from my mom: Always wear your bathrobe when at home. Then if somebody stops by unexpectedly you're ""just about to hop in the shower""."
"Kids eat free today? Nice... In that case, I'll have a water and my son will have the steak and shrimp combo with a kids bud light."
"What do you say to a woman with one black eye? Nothing, you've already told her."
"Me: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: I don't drink. Me: Then can I just give you $7.50 to talk with me for a few minutes?"
"God: Don't eat that Apple. You can smoke this plant I made instead [20 min later] Adam: Sooo hungry Eve: Me too Adam: That apple looks good"
"Yo momma's so fat ...that the city of Dublin was named after her daily weight gain."
"What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub? You throw in some laundry and detergent."
"Me: *reclines* Nice Wife: I still can't believe you bought a used gynecological exam table Me: I can see the tv perfectly between my legs"
"Coal is like anal sex... The ones calling it clean aren't taking it up the ass."