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Joke of the Day
"How to be a grown up at work? Always smile and replace ""fuck you"" with ""OK great"""
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"What's the secret to a great joke The timing. The timeing."
"Well I finally solved my drinking problem, I joined Alcoholics Anonymous Yeah I still drink, I just use a different name, that's all (Courtesy of Rodney Dangerfield on The Johnny Carson Show)"
"You know why fencers subscribe to /r/Jokes? Because they always appreciate a riposte."
"What did the Pie say when he failed a math test? ""How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"""
"Why do women talk so much? Because they have 4 lips."
"Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally"
"My 10 yr old thinks I expect too much out of her. I told her we could discuss it when she gets home from work."
"If I stop my car for you to walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knee's to chest b!tch , knee's to chest!!!"
"What's Jay-z's favorite store? Bed, bath and Beyond-ce."