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Joke of the Day

"What did the Pie say when he failed a math test? ""How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"""

"Sue: I'm off to the hairdressers, what sort of cut would make me look beautiful? *giggles* Stan: A power cut."

"A man walks into a pizza parlor owned my a couple of monks He walks up to the cashier and says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""

"You think your spouse loves you?Put them & a dog in the trunk of the car for a day. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?"

"I signed a petition to end women's suffering yesterday. Oops. Sorry: autocorrect. *suffrage."

"Becoming a vegetarian Is a big missed steak."

"PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms: LOL - Lucifer Our Lord BRB - Burn Religious Books TBH - Tell Beelzebub Hi"

"What do you call the science of knives? Cutting edge technology."

"What disease did the house have? Shingles."

"What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling."