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Joke of the Day

"What did the Pie say when he failed a math test? ""How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"""

"What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."

"Why does Jared love 6-inch subs? He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls"

"How do librarians file melted marshmallows? According to the Gooey Decimal System."

"A jew just won the nobel prize. what do you say to him? congrajulations Edit: do those who downvoted know the real spelling of congratulations ?"

"Today's World : You Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your relatives as far away as possible"

"*sits 27 hours for an oil on canvas portrait* omg delete that. Bartholomew i'm serious do not fucking hang that in the Great Hall"

"Yesterday I heard there was a robbery at a bakery, I've heard of stupid crimes... But this one really takes the cake."

"Canada has done well in removing the patriarchal effect on its society. Even their economy reflects it - now, _every_ worker gets 77 cents for every dollar earned."

"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nah, that would be too long anyway."