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Joke of the Day

"Why do women talk so much? Because they have 4 lips."

"Do you know of anyone that has had sex while camping? I was told it's really intents."

"I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment The plot thickened"

"How many hipsters does it take to...? ...Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again."

"What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons? Arr! It's driving me nuts!"

"The fact acceptance movement and the French Revolution are very similar. People losing their heads over eating cake."

"He told me he wanted a dirty girl so I didn't shower for two weeks. Now he won't return my calls. Forget women, MEN and their mixed signals!"

"Tacos always smell like love, but love doesn't always smell like tacos."

"Farted in front of my Jewish boss today. He wasn't impressed. It's not like a little gas ever killed anyone."

"What do you call a white man flying a plane? Clive, usually."