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Joke of the Day

"You know why fencers subscribe to /r/Jokes? Because they always appreciate a riposte."

"What did the gay cow say just before sex? STICK IT IN MY ANGUS"

"Jehovah's Witnesses were the original pop-up ads."

"What did the pirate say to the other pirate? Don't touch my booty"

"Ever have one of those dreams where you're falling and you wake up when you hit the ground? I had one of those, except I didn't wake up after I hit the ground."

"Why do the French have so many civil wars? So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)"

"My career as a baseball catcher was cut short because I insisted on kissing the ball every time before I threw it back to the pitcher."

"A guy is having sex with his girlfriend and stops dead in his tracks. ""What are you doing?"" she asks. ""I saw this in a porn once. It's called buffering."""

"Every program I write is completely error-free No exceptions!"

"What company did the Nazis use to move the Jews to concentration camps? Jew-Haul"