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Joke of the Day

"What doesn't kill you, tries again."

"A male frog calls a medium line and he is told he'll meet a beautiful lady frog. ""Will it happen at a ball?"" he asks. ""no , in a biology class"""

"Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses."

"Why wasn't Sean Connery standing? He had to shit."

"Did you hear about the new emo website? www.emo.com/wrists"

"I won a waterfight with the local kids at the park. No ones a match for me and my kettle!"

"9/11 was hard for us European folk. I caught my foreskin on my zipper that day! It was dreadful, had me late for work. I'll certainly never forget the 9^th of November anytime soon."

"Why do midgets laugh when they run in fields? Because the grass tickles their balls"

"I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle... But I can't afford all the shirts."

"The next time somebody complains about millennials, maybe remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hardwood floors."