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Joke of the Day

"9/11 was hard for us European folk. I caught my foreskin on my zipper that day! It was dreadful, had me late for work. I'll certainly never forget the 9^th of November anytime soon."

"What do you call a murder committed by a gay person? *homo*cide ;)"

"*dies & becomes a ghost* Wow! The philosophical & theological repercussions of this are staggering! I've got to tell-- *is eaten by Pac-Man*"

"I had tears in my eyes when my dad chopped up Onions I loved Onions. He was a great dog."

"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno Business! (say with sass)"

"How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes? On a boombox."

"Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from."

"It must have been pretty easy for The Beatles to say ""All You Need is Love"" since they were fucking millionaires."

"Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds."

"How does a butt pirate prevent scurvy. He eats a lot of ""fruits""."