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Joke of the Day

"A male frog calls a medium line and he is told he'll meet a beautiful lady frog. ""Will it happen at a ball?"" he asks. ""no , in a biology class"""

"In retrospect, dressing as a killer whale when I was assigned to assassinate the Pope wasn't my best idea. I blame Ubisoft, honestly."

"conjunctivitis.com... ... It's a site for sore eyes."

"Trivia: Bugs Bunny was originally named ""Insects Rabbit"" and his catchphrase was, ""What is transpiring, Physician?"""

"Why are the other numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9."

"An Italian and a black jump out of a tree. Who lands first? The Italian. The black is tied to the tree."

"Don't say you love me unless you have bought me a miniature donkey. Without the donkey, they are just empty, meaningless words."

"[first date] ""I learned to crochet in prison... Now you say something."""

"A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'"

"Time for a police based knock knock joke. PEW PEW PEW it's the police, OPEN THE DOOR!"