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Joke of the Day

"The next time somebody complains about millennials, maybe remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hardwood floors."

"What is a fatass' favorite kind of computer a big mac"

"The Past, The Present, and The Future all went camping... How? They all stayed in seperate tents!"

"Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer."

"I lost my virginity when I was in high school, which was awesome... however I was home schooled."

"When is the best time to see a dentist? Tooth-Hurty"

"What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag? About a day."

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."

"A tombstone that has a scrolling LED marquee of your greatest tweets."

"Oh, you used ""whom"" in casual conversation. Well, I didn't realize I was in the presence of William Fucking Shakespeare."