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Joke of the Day
"Are you my homework? Because I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night."
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"What do you call a hobosexual? A bum fuck."
"So a guy with his dick in a jar of peanut butter said I was weird for jacking off with a banana peel I told him he's fucking nuts!"
"In first grade when I'd tell my parents what I learned in class and they'd act amazed, I'd think ""Shouldn't you know this shit already?"""
"You threw. Our tea. In the harbour. And then you changed the spelling of harbour. We do not. Forget."
"Sometimes peeing feels better than sex. It lasts longer too."
"if evolution isnt real then sombody please explain how my couch has ""evolved"" to fit the shape of my butte"
"Pregnancy test commercials would be a lot more relatable if the women in them cursed and cried."
"I used to have an imaginary girlfriend but she left me for my best friend. Apparently he had a bigger imagination."
"What is the etymology of the word ""politics""? *Poli*, from the Greek *polloi*, meaning ""Many"". And *Ticks*, from English, meaning ""little bloodsucking creatures."""