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Joke of the Day
"Are you my homework? Because I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night."
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"Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it. I wish I could make this up."
"Iggy Azalea must have an infinitely high viscosity because she got no flow."
"What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city? Christian Bale."
"So I heard Robin Williams' new stand up failed. It was a little shaky at first but he really choked in the end."
"If ever I commit murder, I'm doing it with Indian flatbread. Naan violent crimes get shorter sentences in respect for their counterparts."
"[confessional] me: father, gooey naan. father: what's gooey naan? me: nothing much. what's goin' on with you?"
"What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns in front and the asshole in the back."
"My New Year's Resolution 1920 x 1080"
"After working a construction site in the blistering heat all summer, it made me really miss my old gig. Because 7/11 was an inside job."