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Joke of the Day

"What is the etymology of the word ""politics""? *Poli*, from the Greek *polloi*, meaning ""Many"". And *Ticks*, from English, meaning ""little bloodsucking creatures."""

"Someone told me: Don't fall in love, you might get hurt. I said: Don't live, you might die.."

"A good pun is its groan reward!"

"Never tell a woman that her place is in the kitchen. That's where the knives are kept."

"What did the German air force eat for breakfast during WW2? Luftwaffles"

"Chess Set ""I'd like to buy this chess set please"" ""How will you be paying, sir?"" ""Check mate"".."

"Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor... ""Make me one with everything"""

"Eternal damnation for the sorry acquaintance who cons you into watching his favorite film and keeps looking to see if you're reacting."

"What does a noodle say after praying? Ramen"

"Santa got stuck in the chimney. So I grabbed the nearest lube & rubbed him down. Then he REALLY came down the chimney!!"