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Joke of the Day
"What is the first symptom of AIDS? A consistent pounding sensation in your ass."
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"What's red and not there? No tomatoes."
"When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life."
"What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five"
"I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching To reverse and leaving the scene"
"""I need you to tie my poop together."" ""What? You've gotta be kidding me!"" ""No, I shit, you knot."""
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel."
"RT this if you like to repeat what other people say"
"how many months have 28 days in them . All of them."
"What idiot named it balding & not vanishing into thin hair."