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Joke of the Day
"What idiot named it balding & not vanishing into thin hair."
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"What's the most racist letter of the alphabet? Not Z."
"Why was the rooster going to the urinals? Because that's where all the cocks hang out!"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged a little"
"Mike said he's breaking up w/ u cause you're not very smart & u have issues Me: OMG I DO NOT HAVE HIS SHOES WE DONT EVEN WEAR THE SAME SIZE"
"What do you call a Middle Eastern sorceress? A sandwitch."
"what do u call a tilt-a-whirl operator with a sunburn? carne asada"
"you may have noticed my signature fedora, my signature has a little fedora drawn on it to look like it is wearing one"
"What do you call a thin North Korean leader? Skim Jong-Un (guess you could say he eats Skimchi)"
"My article on chickens was very well received. It might win the pullet-ser prize."