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Joke of the Day
"how many months have 28 days in them . All of them."
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"My Masseuse just read 'Cinderella' to me ~ That's the last time I ask for a happy ending."
"Wanna know what's worse than three people stapled to one tree? One person stapled to three trees."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles"
"If pro is the opposite of con.. Then what is the opposite of progress? Congress.... Thank you George Carlin :)"
"I was buying milk in a plastic bottle and the guy behind me was buying milk in a glass bottle and the power of his judgement turned me vegan"
"Have you heard that they're filming the first porno in space. They're calling it smutnik"
"Mickey Mouse hangs himself... He doesn't die though, it's just a case of suspended animation."
"If a boy has 69 candies and eats 42 of them, what will he have? Diabetes. ^^Or ^^cavities."
"What do you call an earl grey that likes role play? Not-tea"