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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel."

"Women Are Like Crawfish A whole lotta' work for a little bit of tail. xd"

"I simply love my anti gravity machine.... It never lets me down."

"A little boy and a little girl are having a bath... When the little girl looks down at the little boy's crotch and notices his penis. ""Can I touch it?"" She asks him. ""No! You already broke yours off!"""

"What do the letters D.N.A stand for? National Dyslexics Association."

"Florist: ""Would you like your flowers wrapped?"" Me: ""Nope, they're going right into the shredder before I give them to my sister-in-law."""

"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...and so far, all it's been doing is gathering dust."

"Whenever my wife sing, i open up my room windows so the neighbors don't think I'm beating her."

"Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you?"

"The Notebook (2004) A stranger harasses a nursing home resident with stories about people she doesn't know (PG-13 2hr 3min)"