124774

Joke of the Day

"""I need you to tie my poop together."" ""What? You've gotta be kidding me!"" ""No, I shit, you knot."""

"I just noticed ""Glue sticks"" is a name for some stationery but also just a fact."

"What's the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? Well the flag's a big plus."

"Q: What's blue and looks like a bucket? A: A red bucket in disguise."

"Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? nnHe replied....chicken.nnnThank god he is good looking."

"Q: Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry? A: He couldn't recall."

"Today in band we played a japenese piece... I bombed it."

"Did anyone else hear about the nasty crash involving a mustang and a t-bird? There was horse shit and feathers everywhere!"

"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my smash mouth obsession But then i saw her face..."

"What's the best reason to date a pornstar? You never have to meet her father."