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Joke of the Day
"I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching To reverse and leaving the scene"
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"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full. Credit afroman for this one"
"What do you call an April Fool's!"
"Weekend's coming up. Time to surf the real world."
"On dating sites, some of the options for 'body type' should be, 'Vending machine', 'deformed walrus' and 'pudding in garbage bag'."
"Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home."
"What do you call it if you put an IED on an Italian? Rigatoni!"
"Behind every great man there's a great woman who can take whatever he just said and turn it into a great big fight"
"I got beat up at a black lives matter rally for complaining about my underwear These knickers where just making me so uncomfortable"
"They say there's safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews..."