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Joke of the Day
"What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five"
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"What drove the British mystery fan insane? He lost his Marples."
"Did you hear about the soldier who had the entire left side of his body blown off? He's all right!"
"What's the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies."
"What does Trump say after sex? ""You're the best daughter ever."" (Credit for inspiration to the ""What does Bill say to Hilary after sex"" joke)"
"I was in a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words..."
"Superman: I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive- Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persistent clown"
"Coworker: people around the office think you're too controlling Me: what's that? Coworker: oh, sorry *raises hand*"
"I can't wait to stick my descriptive adjective all up in your noun until you verb all over my face."
"What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died? Well, I guess we better Barium."