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Joke of the Day
"Every year there's a teacher I hate. The past three years it's been my 10th grade teacher."
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"A classic among my friends Knock knock. Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu akbarrrrrrrrrr-"
"People are like lottery tickets. You can point to a random one, say it's a loser, and you'll be right most of the time."
"Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !"
"I would give anything to get my ex-wife back . But shes already got the house, the car and the kids"
"If you say ""gullible"" slowly it sounds like ""oranges"" Weird huh?"
"in 2001 i was in a coma dying from meningitis and someone played ""in the end"" by linkin park and i woke up to tell them to turn it off"
"According to every 80s movie ever, the only way to get home from school is by standing up in the back of a Jeep Wrangler with 5 other people"
"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well....."
"Why do babies make bad mechanics? They have poorly developed motor skills."