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Joke of the Day

"Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !"

"I'm a grave digger, My hole job is depressing."

"What do toys and boobs have in common? **They were both originally made for *kids*, but *dad* ends up playing with them!**"

"Got in trouble with the wife at dinner time last night. Apparently when she asked me to turn on the veg, fingering her disabled sister isn't what she meant."

"How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces."

"Why has ""America"" been abbreviated to USA Because it has to Capitalize everything"

"She would have gotten away... ...if she had also changed her name to Rachel Dolizzle."

"People that still call into radio stations are probably doing it from house phones."

"I'm not a mechanic so I don't know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people."

"This is why we're screwed. Quotes in the word of your god."