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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!"

"Master Yoda, what sound do sheep make? Yoda: ""Dey go bah"""

"What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !"

"It's going to be so good when I finally make a tweet that lampoons society so much that everyone just changes their ways and smartens up."

"Why are you on /r/Jokes? What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin? *tssssssss*"

"maybe your boyfriend broke up with you cuz you called him baby instead of something cool like king wiener"

" Client not paid? Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away"

"What do Canadians put on their steaks? Eh-1 (Sorry)"

"My wife likes to look at my face while we have sex. So i gave her a picture of me for when she goes out."

"Horton hears a who Horton hears a what Horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady Horton is listening to Eminem"