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Joke of the Day

"If you say ""gullible"" slowly it sounds like ""oranges"" Weird huh?"

"What do you call a prostitute with white eyes? Full up."

"How is American Beer similar to making love in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."

"Are we sure this new planet isn't just Pluto wearing a wig?"

"TIL Trampolines were originally called Jumpolines.. ..until your mom jumped on one."

"Date me? You can't afford the maintenance to keep me. Vodka, high heels, steak, shiny clothes, tonic, Victoria's Secret, and bail money."

"I hate the term ""Hipster"" It's too mainstream"

"""Get Well Soon"" is a lovely thing to write on a card for someone whose home is without a water supply."

"Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck? Because it's a turd!"

"Politics is an ""I'm not an asshole"" contest for assholes."