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Joke of the Day

"If you say ""gullible"" slowly it sounds like ""oranges"" Weird huh?"

"I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin... My wife told be that would be infant tile."

"I'm tired of this one night stand mentality in college... I have multiple lamps and alarm clocks, I need at least two night stands."

"""Tweet it"" is the new laughing."

"Edward Scissorhand's death was probably from running."

"Had a terrifying lucid dream of getting stabbed and slashed from behind with a huntersknife & people making fun of me for being uneasy after"

"Dear masturbating astronauts... In space. No one can hear you cream"

"Why did everyone hate the window? He was a pane in the glass! Credit: 12 year old me"

"My boyfriend told me my stutter is cute I told him to f-f-f-fuck off"

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? (LONG) Damn."