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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well....."

"How did Popeye keep his tool clean? NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl"

"I love my wife And you can too for the low price of $14.99!!!"

"I met a woman with one leg today. Her name was Eileen."

"There are 20 IT Professionals working on a government server 18 of them are Chinese"

"Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate."

"After an attempted mugging, I started to carry a gun around with me Now my muggings are more successful."

"Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? As a child, you could have been anything. And one by one, you didn't become any of them."

"Why did the condom cross the road? It got pissed off."