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Joke of the Day
"Why do pigs love Halloween? There's lots of hogsgobblin."
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"Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts? He couldn't stand all the racket!"
"Ladies, when a creepy guy asks for your # and hands u his phone, text REDCROSS to 90999 so he'll donate $10 to Disaster Relief."
"My physicist gf told me she loves me to the moon and back .... I don't know if she was referring to the Distance or Displacement."
"Guy playing chess with his Central European lover ""Czech and mate"""
"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... when they see a little boy walking towards them. The priest says, ""Hey, let's go fuck that little boy over there!"" The rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""
"Why did the melons have a big wedding? Well, they cantaloupe"
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"Whenever I read the karma sutra, it puts me in an awkward position."