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Joke of the Day
"Why do pigs love Halloween? There's lots of hogsgobblin."
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"I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit"
"The human body is amazing; I ate no pickles today, yet I just produced a burp that tasted EXACTLY like delicious pickles."
"Hell is full of ugly babies, tinkerbell tshirts and fat women debating the tastiness of frozen meals.....oh wait. This is just walmart"
"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control... I thought to myself Well, this changes everything"
"Why is it so difficult for Trump supporters to find a job? Because Russia banned LinkedIn"
"""on your left u see fred in camo, on your right is bertha, she has ridden many miles on that electric cart."" If walmart had tour guides."
"""Did you hear? Grandpa got burnt the other day."" ""How badly?"" ""Well they don't fuck around at the crematorium."""
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to beat the room for being black."
"[angrily holding cookie under milk for way too long] Yo whatcha doin bro? [looks him dead in the eye] practicing for you"