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Joke of the Day

"Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?"

"I want to get a medical bracelet that says, ""Shy"" so I can I just hold it up during social situations."

"The best salesperson ever was the first woman to shave off her eyebrows and draw them back on, then convince a second woman to do it."

"why does the NSA hate blizzards? Because they get Snowden."

"Millennials make the best spys... They've got nothing to lose."

"Whats long and hard on a nigger? First grade. "

"If someone catches you doing something inappropriate don't stop, just do it slowly while keeping eye contact."

"The most stressful part of my day is when my 5 year old shows me what he made in Arts & Crafts and I have to guess what it is."

"What was the Rabbi's favorite frozen treat? Jew-lato"

"A kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a beer. The bartender says, That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here. The kangaroo says, At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."