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Joke of the Day

"The human body is amazing; I ate no pickles today, yet I just produced a burp that tasted EXACTLY like delicious pickles."

"How do you hold an umbrella for a feminist without offending said feminist? She doesn't need one. The glass ceiling keeps her dry."

"Last year I felt miserable and depressed, but now I turned that around.. Now I'm depressed and miserable"

"I was going to tell an original joke about fences... but then I decided to repost"

"Ok children, what sounds did we hear on our field trip to the farm yesterday?...""Moo!"" ""Bahhh!"" ""Quack Quack""...""Get the Fuk off that tractor!!!"""

"You're more likely to find something when you're not looking for it. Right now, I'm not looking for a bunch of cash. I hope this shit works."

"Why did the Baker rob the Banker? Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk"

"Why is your shit tapered? So your asshole don't slam shut."

"Jared Fogel was sentenced to 15.6 years in prison for having sex with underage individuals He was just happy to get anything under 18"

"How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only juan."