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Joke of the Day

"The human body is amazing; I ate no pickles today, yet I just produced a burp that tasted EXACTLY like delicious pickles."

"I bet by the time you were done listening to The Fray's ""How to Save a Life,"" the person choking on their food would be dead already."

"I'll bet Johnny Depp is somewhere supercool right now, wearing 7 scarves."

"What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !"

"I came up with an excuse for being late I was marching with Martin Luther King, but then some firemen mistook us for fire and tried to put us out; that's why I was late sorry."

"I like to take an empty Krispy Kreme donut box to work and sit in the break room and watch all of the disappointed faces"

"""Bro, can you give me some kinda book or pamphlet for this location or product, bro?"" Brochure."

"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: Illegal Downloading"

"Just found out that McDonald's is serving all-day breakfast ... ... all day breakfast? I don't have that kind of time."

"tried to make a stew and accidentally summoned a demon again."