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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit"

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's going to be eating me!"

"What does Beyonce eat food out of? An IrreplacaBOWL."

"i can always see the flash of disappointment n a guy's face when i tell them i have a great relationship with my dad."

"How do the Chinese name their children They drop silverware in the sink and listen to the sound it makes"

"A blind walks into a bar He said ""Aw!"""

"Paris Jackson just got a tattoo in honour of her father... It's bad."

"What's Kayne West's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"

"I just asked my friend to come over and ""play husband"". He's gonna be pissed when he finds out we are putting together shelves from ikea."

"You know why I always use the lower urinal? The water's colder."