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Joke of the Day

"""on your left u see fred in camo, on your right is bertha, she has ridden many miles on that electric cart."" If walmart had tour guides."

"When I was 15 my dad bought me my first pack of condoms When they expired 5 years later he bought me my second."

"What do you call a farmer in the army? E.I. G.I Joe."

"a PS4 and XBOX One get shot the ambulance comes WII U WII U WII U"

"Why don't you put eggs in a microwave? Because they eggsplode. :D"

"Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster."

"*Prosecution points to badger*: Objection! This animal has no place in court! Defense: Your honor, the badger is prosecuting the witness"

"i would lose weight but i hate losing"

"Who burped at the big bad wolf? Little Rude Riding Hood!"

"Do you think Charlie Sheen admitted to being HIV positive on national television... because it was easier than making phone calls?"